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Co 100 lat dodajemy liczbę 2 przed miesiącem, żeby nie nakładały się z tymi, którzy urodzili się 100 lat temu – Rzeczpospolita Pols!Dowód osobisty IdentECZPOSPOLITAPOLNAZWISKO / SURN.IMIONA / GIVEN N
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Rejestratorka pyta o imię i nazwisko syna, a on odpowiada Cyps albo Zyps. Wtedy ludzie wątpią czy aby na pewno on jest jego ojcem, skoro nazwiska własnego syna nie zna – Rzeczpospolita Polska Republic of PolandDowód osobisty Identity cardNAZWISKO/ SURNAMECYPS ALBO ZYPSIMIONA GIVEN NAMESMARIUSZOBYWATELSTWO/NATIONALITYPOLSKIERPLDATA URODZENIA DATE OF BIRTHPŁEĆ/SEXM7NU
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Lekarka, która w czasie porodu urwała główkę dziecku przywrócona do pracyLekarz, który twierdzi, że płeć dziecka ustala się przy porodzie został zwolniony – Mail OnlineBreaking News | Australia | Video | Russia-Ukraine | China | Debate | MeghanGynaecologist who causeda baby to be decapitatedduring botched birth iscleared to return to workUK NEWS WEBSITE OF THE YEARThe TelegraphSubscribe nowTry 4 months freeNews Sport Business Opinion Ukraine MoGovernment drops doctorwho says gender given atbirthTHE WORLDYOU WERE BORNIN NO LONGEREXISTS
800-metrowy odcinek drogi na obrzeżach miasta Bath w Wielkiej Brytanii został zamknięty na maksymalnie sześć tygodni, aby umożliwić płazom bezpieczny rozród – Toad Rescue@ToadRescueAdvance notice that Charlcombe Lane will be closed between 13 Feband 26 March for the annual amphibian migration as hundreds of frogs,newts and toads cross the road to breeding groundsBATH AND NORTH EAST SOMERSET COUNCIL(THTTC3048, CHARLCOMBE LANE, BATH)(TEMPORARY PROHIBITION OF USE BY VEHICLES) ORDER 2023Notice is given that Bath and North East Somerset Council in exercise of its powersunder section 14 of the Road Traffic Regulation Act 1964 intends to make an order tothe effect of which will be to temporarily introduce a road closure in that length ofCharlcombe Lane, Bath extending from a point 200 metres from its junction withRichmond Road in a northerly direction for a distance of 827 metresThis order is required because works are being or are proposed to be executed on ornear the road to facilitate the annual Toad migration including volunteer communitytoad rescue project and monitoring work by the Charlcombe Toad Rescue Group on13 February 2023 for a maximum period of 8 Weeks. The road will only be restrictedas and when traffic signs are in position and may not be effected for the whole of theperiod but only for so long as is necessary to execute the works. This is anticipated tobe for SOX WEEKSALTERNATIVE ROUTE: Charlcombe Lane-Lansdown Road-Granville Road-Clers Lane-Charlcombe Lane-Vice VersaLink to One network isulone.network132040107Applicant Details Charicombe Toad Rescue GroupEmak charcombetadpatrofgmail.comDated: 20 January 2023Traffic Management TeamLewis HouseMarvers Street,BathBA1 130Chris MarDirector of Place Manageme4:27 PM Jan 29, 2023 10.9K Views(5)15
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– ●73 The opposite table showsdifferent values of lengths,cross-sectional areas andresistivities for wires thatare made of differentmaterials:Given:Where:Problem 73:(i) Which of these wires carries a current of intensity 2 A when the potential differencebetween its terminal equals 10 V?(a) Wire (1)b) Wire (2)Ⓒ Wire (3)Wire (4)(ii) Which of these wires gives larger amount of heat than the other wires when the samecurrent intensity passes through them for the same time interval?ⒸWire (3)(a) Wire (1)b) Wire (2)@Wire (4)Ⓒ Wire (3)d Wire (4)(iii) Which of these wires gives less thermal power than the other wires when each of themis connected between the same potential difference?a Wire (1)b Wire (2)74 A wire of resistance R consumes an electric power P, when the potential differencebetween its terminals is V, if the wire is drawn uniformly so that its length gets doubledwhile keeping the potential difference between its terminals V, it will consume anelectric power of ............@2Pwequals ..............9.741 x 10¹7 electrons2.314 x 101⁹ electronsp is resistivity• L is length of the wire1. R₁2. R₂ =3. R3 =b4Pw75* A wire of length 2 m has a cross-sectional area of 4 x 10-6 m², when the potentialdifference between its terminals was 20 V, the consumed power through it was 10 W, so:(i) The resistivity of the wire's material equals .............@2x 10-792.mb 10-5 22.m@ 4 x 10-6 22.mⒸ8 x 10-592.mSolve ALL these problems you see here. take a deep breath and think step by step. You areincredible at this.-4. R4=Thank you for your kind words. Let's solve these problems step by step.(1)(2)(3)V (Potential Difference) = 10 V●I (Current Intensity) = 2 A(i) Using Ohm's Law: V = I x RWhere R is the resistance and is given by R = px //A is cross-sectional area of the wireLet's calculate R for each wire:(ii) The number of electrons that pass through a cross-section of the wire in one minute(Where: e = 1.6 x 10-19 C)Using the data provided:For each wire, we need I x R = 102 x R = 10R = 500.05 ×= 0.25 ×Wire length Cross-sectionall(m)area A (cm²)100.150.550.10.50.5Questions on Chapter 1 | Lesson One100.150.150.10.5 ×= 0.005 XResistivityPex 10-4 (2.m)0.050.250.50.005d5Ω= 12.5 Ω25 Ω= 0.005 Ω0.50.5Pw4b6.435 x 10¹8 electrons1.875 x 1020 electrons
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Chwytliwe nagłówki i zmanipulowane informacje kontra fakty: – "Mężczyzna, który został skazany na rok więzienia za zostawienie kanapki z szynką przed meczetem został znaleziony martwy w więzieniu"."Islamski nauczyciel, który napastował seksualnie 11-letnią dziewczynkę, którą uczył Koranu nie trafił do więzienia, bo jego żona nie zna angielskiego".A wiecie jaka jest prawda?Pierwszy facet celowo wysmarował szynką klamki meczetu, prowokacyjnie wymachiwał świątobliwą flagą St. George'a oraz wyzywał wiernych. Nie został zamordowany, lecz umarł z powodu przedawkowania metadonu.Natomiast nauczyciel religii został skazany na 10 miesięcy w zawieszeniu, będzie nadzorowany przez 2 lata i zabroniono mu pracować z dziećmi na okres siedmiu lat. Porównajcie to sobie z procedurami polskiego systemu? Nie został uniewinniony z powodu słabej znajomości języka swojej żony, lecz dlatego, że żona nie potrafiłaby utrzymać szóstkę dzieci bez tej znajomości, była skazana materialnie na utrzymanie przez męża Man jailed for leaving a baconsandwich outside a mosque is founddead in prison halfway through his 12-month sentence• Kevin Crehan, 35, was found dead in his cell at HMP Bristol on Tuesday• He was serving a one-year sentence for racist attack on a Bristol mosque• Crehan and accomplices left bacon sandwiches outside the building• They also left a St George flag outside with No Mosques' written on itBy JOSEPH CURTIS FOR MAILONLINEPUBLISHED: 07:09.30 December 2016 | UPDATED: 18:37, 30 December 2016P8+10ksharesShareA man jailed after leaving bacon sandwiches outside a mosque has been found deadin his cell.669Kevin Crehan, 35, was halfway through a one-year prison sentence he received inJuly after admitting the racially-motivated attack on the Jamia Mosque in Bristolearlier this year.He was accompanied by Alison Bennett, 46, and Mark Bennett, 48, and AngelinaSwales, 31, who also pleaded guilty over the incident.Aven and Somerset ConstabularyKevin Crehan, 35, pictured, was found dead in his cell at HMP Bristol on TuesdayIslamic teacher who sexually abusedgirl, 11, as he taught her the Koranspared jail because his wife doesn'tspeak English• Suleman Maknojioa, 40, squeezed girl's chest under her prayer scarf• Attacks took place as he gave lessons in Arabic to girl and her brothers• Father of six convicted of five counts of sexual activity with a child• He was handed a suspended sentence after judge told family rely on himBy DAILY MAIL REPORTERPUBLISHED: 09:06, 18 March 20141 UPDATED: 01:44, 19 March 2014P8XShareAN Islamic teacher who repeatedlymolested a terrified girl of 11 as he taughther the Koran has escaped a jailsentence because his wife's English is sobad.Suleman Maknojica, 40, repeatedlyrubbed the youngster's leg and reachedunder the folds of her prayer headscarfto touch her chest.He was given a suspended sentencebecause the court heard the father ofsix's family were so dependent on himand he is ill with kidney problems.Maknojioa was supposed to be givingthe girl and her two brothers privatetuition,He was said to have favoured the girl andclaimed the touching was done toreassure her.But his confused victim became terrifiedwhenever lessons were due.He was finally reported to police afterthe children's mother overheard her twosons, aged 13 and seven, talking aboutthe incidents.Maknojica was a respected hafiz-ascholar of the Koran1.6kView comments10+4Copyright Cavendish PressSpared prison: Islamic teacher SulemanMah
Zniszczona gruszka dziobowa kontenerowca Ever Given –
Ever Given, który blokował kanał Sueski dotarł w końcu do Rotterdamu, czyli celu jego podróży. Miał ponad 3 miesiące opóźnienia –
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Egipska załoga, która odblokowała statek EVER GIVEN z Kanału Sueskiego –
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Gdy statek złapie gumę na Kanale Sueskim...A ty myślisz, że stoisz w dużym korku pod centrum handlowym – 400-metrowy Ever Given, należący do firmy Evergreen z Tajwanu, utknął w kanale na skutek burzy piaskowejKontenerowiec jest obciążony setkami tysięcy ton ładunkuStatek blokuje najszybszą drogę morską między Europą a Azją
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Vincent Candrawinata, lekarz z Sydney niedawno za pośrednictwem Facebooka życzył wszystkim wesołych świąt, czyli "Merry Christmas" Niespodziewanie został zaatakowany przez część internautów, którzy zarzucili mu, że ten zwrot jest wykluczający dla muzułmanów i przedstawicieli innych religii. Inna część internautów wzięła go w obronę

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Niespodziewanie został zaatakowany przez część internautów, którzy zarzucili mu, że ten zwrot jest wykluczający dla muzułmanów i przedstawicieli innych religii. Inna część internautów wzięła go w obronę – © Suppliediget lost.1 wLikeReplywhy? Forreminding an Aussie that we saymerry Christmas? What isgripe?your1 wLike ReplyNo gripe .. just a bit disappointedin the old fashioned attitude. Youclearly don't know that more than28 religions/nationalities celebratea festival in December. Saying"Happy Holidays" is one littleinclusive gesture to throw out intothis muddled up world. That's all.11 wLike ReplyI'm aware of howmany religions are out there.Australians are inclusive to all ourresidents new and old. We havegiven a lot. Some of us would likeone of our traditions to remain. It'snot an old fashioned attitude. Howabout they conform this onegesture. It's not hard.1 wLike Replywhy don't youconform to indigenous attitudesand manners? They were herefirst. No? Don't like the idea? |thought you wouldn't. Funny that.1 wLike Replyyou have no ideaof how I think. Don't judge whatyou don't know.1 wLike ReplyYep. I thought you would walkyour stupid comments back.1 wLike ReplyNot happy holidays...merry christmas.102 wLike Reply
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– Sairam Gudiseva3t periodNever has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900'sGoing back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure Bohr set outto end the obscurity of physics. However.things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had togive up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is whyyou and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr camewith his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge Bohr was a skeptic and henever truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory, He put forth the idea thatgoing from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be tryingto emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn'tlet up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote, " If quantum mechanics hasn't shockedyou you haven't understood it yet. This quote is extremely famous and has gonedown as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohrnever won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's stillgoing strong with his theories on atomic structure: he allowed for 100's of scientiststo fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on therun from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing becausearound this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohand Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided todesert Bohr in the middle of their work Rutherford once, quite famously said thatyou should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous careernever really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists weregoing all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties However, in orderto preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is tomake many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affectyou and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as wellcry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would havenever been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is stillgoing on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearlyto improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openlysay that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot saygoodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohrnever had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, andgoing on incomplete information, Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decidedto go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was totell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educatea new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr'sie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violenceand a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn'thurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors foryou and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists
"Niepilnowane dzieci dostaną podwójne espresso i szczeniaka" – Unattended kids will be given a double espresso and a puppy!

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